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There's this whole dressing up thing tonight, right? AND I DON'T HAVE A DATE. I'm going to go to walmart and pick up a random stray heterosexual male. I give up. |
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[May. 28th, 2009|02:34 pm] |
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Trev is a BBEG
And whoever SPRAY PAINTED a PENIS on The Captain is going to get my three inch heels up their rear! |
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[May. 17th, 2009|12:06 pm] |
I hate people who try to be cute by exchanging words with other words. Example? Exactly. "Egg-zactly."
It just seems like something a huge pumpkin sweater wearing middle aged woman would say to her cat.
So I'm thinking about getting a Vespa. Purple, maybe? Green? Do they make a minty green? Anyway, that's what I'm thinking. I saw one in the parking lot. That seems like a positive spin to this summer :D Although I wonder who owns it? I heard some kids just showed up and are staying here but I haven't seen them. Phantom psychics?
Oh! And I have Hot Tamales. Candy is sooooo nice. I love hot candy. Fireballs. I need a whole bag! |
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[Apr. 22nd, 2009|10:07 am] |
So I told him to FOAD and the stupid beast didn't even know what that was. Fuck off and die. So I said DIAF because we all know that one, right? And he got offended since there had been a fire. Me? I thought it was funny. So lame. He and his sister are flying off to never-never land so they can have sex changes and get married! HOW EXCITING!
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I'm not that bitter. Really. Just exhausted. The Captain thinks I need to go for a walk but I think he wants that, not me. So yeah. I don't know. I'm all emopissy this morning. It hasn't been a good school year for us and we all need some cheering up.
[Internet slang of the day: MTFBWY, May The Force be with you]
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[Apr. 4th, 2009|12:44 pm] |
Random. Because my Saturday is really boring, you guys.
- Someone put a jar of peanut butter under my pillow?
- I'm strangely attracted to Pete Wentz.
- I watched The Nightmare Before Christmas four times last week. Why?
- I bought a penguin printed comforter for my bed. So cute!
- Guy Ritchie is ridiculously handsome.
- Blake Lively looks like a retarded horse.
- I should have Josh Hartnett's babies. Why did his stomach hurt?
- I'm going to wear 3D glasses all day.
- I think I'm coming down with a cold.
- I want to go see the Easter Bunny at the mall.
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[Mar. 24th, 2009|09:29 pm] |
I finished my homework and there is nothing on TV and I want a ham sandwich! This is particularly strange since I've started to avoid meat. It's just weird having a connection to animals but eating them, too. Although... a ham sandwich sounds so good right now. I don't know if I can talk myself out of having it! I might sneak to the kitchen.
The Captain mostly stayed with Gretchen while I was away. He had fun. He likes her blankets... or how she smells, or something. I don't know. I try not to pry into that part of his mind. I really don't want to know what he likes rubbing his nose into. With dogs you just don't want to know.
I found cupcake shaped band aids today. How adorable is that? |
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| chocolate, please?! |
[Feb. 28th, 2009|06:20 pm] |
OMFG! Rihanna and Chris Brown are back together! WTF?!
Ok. So like, I had to type that out. I'm currently in talks with throwing my phone in the toilet and flushing it a lot. I freaking hate boys sometimes! Infuriating stupid jackasses hell bent on ruining us! I mean, I trust my boyfriend, right? But what does he expect!? You don't just invite your girlfriend dancing with another couple when there's a random girl tagging along as well! It would put that poor thing oddly out and she'd have no one to dance with and I like that girl in question and I wouldn't want to do that! But if I don't go, then she's dancing with my boyfriend. Hello!? What am I supposed to do!? So now I look bad because it upset me and, frick, I want chocolate! LOTS AND LOTS OF CHOCOLATE. |
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[Feb. 3rd, 2009|11:33 am] |
Brea reminded me of something I read not too long ago but I can't find the article! Basically about certain people in big cities are being real life super heroes. They have an outfit, they go out, and abide by the law and don't carry weapons but help out citizens of their towns. Here's something I found but it's not as fun as the article I read was, though. Anyway! I thought that was cute and fun. North Conway should have their own. Except they'd be psychic and end up getting hurt because of it :(
Anyway! The Captain and I are going for a walk! He needs to pee!!
[Internet slang of the day: fah, funny as hell] |
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| Um... |
[Jan. 17th, 2009|06:46 pm] |
Where's Waldo... um, I mean. Brea?!?!?!? I know Baja was going to get her license but I had no idea Brea was going with her and his phone is either off or... or who knows?! Has this slipped my mind or has he abandoned me?! Boys can be so stupid and oblivious. I am sad.
The Captain and I are going to hang out in the rec room! I've got a fun Cosmo quizz for anyone who wants to take it with me! |
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[Jan. 15th, 2009|03:28 pm] |
Captain wants to be called "The Captain" from now on.
Apparently I'm going to the arcade today. I'll probably leave him with Paige or Pepper. He loves those girls! Maybe he has a thing for P's? Maybe. I don't know! I over studied and probably have a sinus infection. Still! I doped up on allergy pills and I feel like I'm walking on sunshine!
I've got to go give The Captain a bath now. He rolled around in something dead. |
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| Ooos! |
[Jan. 9th, 2009|01:42 pm] |
It's Friday but I feel like it's Monday. I have a lot of homework this weekend, too. I'm starting to wonder if any of the teachers are giving us more homework so we don't leave campus grounds. In turn this makes me paranoid. Maybe it really is bad out there right now for psychics and you know everyone in North Conway is going to know who we are. It's not a huge city or anything. Maybe it's the media's constant coverage of the psychic community, or what they call the so-called psychics, but... I'm starting to feel down.
Anyway me and Captain are going to go have lunch and hopefully go for a walk outside. He needs to use the bathroom, or so he's been chanting for the past ten minutes, and I have the urge for fresh air! I want to sleep in tomorrow. He won't let me. Anyone want to babysit?
[Internet slang of the day: gjial, go jump in a lake] |
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| Friday. Entry 006. |
[Nov. 28th, 2008|12:53 pm] |
I was totally going to write how fun Thanksgiving was but then I realized... not so much. Anyway, I'm going out today to an animal shelter and getting myself a pet. I need some cheering up. I thought about volunteering but I realized, understanding the animals, I'd probably be a very depressed person on a regular basis. Everyone here has cats... and I want a dog. A small one that I can dress up in cute little sweaters! So that's what I'm going to do. I talked it over, of course, and what person with my ability doesn't have a pet? I had a bird that visited me in the mornings but he stopped coming. Probably died, I know, you don't have to tell me that. So... here I go!
I miss Brea and I think my computer does, too. It's making a weird noise. Hmmmm.
[Internet slang of the day: loi, laughing on the inside] |
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| Thursday. Entry 005 |
[Nov. 6th, 2008|08:43 am] |
You know on Thanksgiving you are supposed to go around and say what you are thankful for? I'm thankful that Taylor Swift and Joe Jonas split. I'm thankful that Owen Wilson couldn't kill himself. Thankful that Vanessa Hudgens has bangs! Rock! And... um, shoot. Where did my People magazine go? Did someone take it? Hmph. And I totally want to go see Saw V, but no one wants to go with :/
Why is Victoria Beckham so hot? I'm not into girls, but I love her short hair. I could never, ever, do that. Anyone watch Smallville? Supergirl is coming back! yay!!!
Obama's speech was grant. He was all "is anybody out there?" and I was like "Omg. He should have just started quoting Pink Floyd." Hehe. I like him.
And what else? I really have nothing to talk about. I think I forgot to do some homework. Eee.
[Internet slang of the day: tiss, this is some shit] |
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| Tuesday. Entry 004. |
[Oct. 21st, 2008|07:19 am] |
Omfgsh! I love reading things wrong. It's like a little comedian in your head purposefully working to make you read something the wrong way just so you get some amusement out of a dull read. "Gillian Anderson Becomes a Son" Actually she "Welcomes" a son, but I read "Becomes" see? And I giggled, because for a whole moment, I actually believed what my mind decided.
I just realized. Do we need dates for the whole Halloween dance thing? Cause, shoot. If no one asked me I think I might go cry or something. Not that I need to go to something with some random idiot who can't dance, anyway, but it'd be nice to know I'm thought of.
I realized I didn't do any homework yesterday. We, um, like totally didn't have any, right?
[Internet slang of the day: omgykkyb, oh my god you killed kenny you bastards] |
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| Thursday. Entry 003. |
[Oct. 16th, 2008|07:44 am] |
I don't see what's so wrong of me to use my ability for profit. You see those shows on Animal Planet, right? Animal communicator shows. Well, I might not be able to contact Fifi from over the grave, but I can sure as heck tell you why Fido keeps peeing on your shoes or how they feel about you and what they want. So since I'm the real deal, I decided, I'm going to do some acting. That way once I get out of here I can become the real deal, sell tickets to my shows, and make millions!
I'm really frustrated for Tea Leoni being married to someone like David Duchovny. You know what celebrities need? To start marrying common folk. Like me. Mmmk. Then we move on to this Madonna image. Now, I love Mads. But I really feel like she's got a great body, but, that face? It's deteriorating fast. Oh, and John Mayer? Your hot. I hate you because I think you are a bit of a pig, but really. Jennifer Aniston? Stay away, will you?!
[Internet slang of the day: vweg, very wicked evil grin] |
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| Sunday. Entry 002. |
[Oct. 12th, 2008|10:07 pm] |
WTH, Britney? Indeed. Sunday's are so boring in the world of Hollywood. I have, like, nothing to update. I hate a brownie from the cafeteria and it was stale. A stale brownie. wtfiuwt? Is it really wrong of me to say none of the Harley Quinn costumes I've found are sexy enough? I don't know a single girl out there that honestly dresses up to scare. It's all about sex with Halloween. More skin, more skin. Which makes me realize I'd really like to see a guy dress up as a firefighter wearing tight little yellow undies and a hat... or a construction worker, because those babes are hot. Am I really writing about this where teachers can read? I am. Wright or Shaw could walk around naked on Halloween and I'd be a happy girl. I'm a teenager, it's expected. It's healthy.
I'm addicted to honey nut cheerios.
[Internet slang of the day: hlb, horny little bastard] |
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| Friday. Entry 001. |
[Oct. 10th, 2008|10:03 am] |
Omg. "35% of Professionals Would Choose BlackBerry Over Spouse" and that is so me. I mean, if I had a spouse or a boyfriend or, heck, even a date at this point that would totally be my outlook, I think. Unless I was with Brad Pitt or something. I mean you never see Angelina holding a blackberry when she's with Brad, you know? You so totally saw Jennifer holding one, though. Just sayin'.
I am so going to be Harley Quinn for Halloween this year.
I want chocolate and I've lost my lunch menu. Miss Wilson! Whatcha cookin?
[Internet slang of the day: dgypiab, don't get your panties in a bunch] |
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